Monday, April 30, 2007

Been Bad

I know, I've been bad, and haven't updated.

Been procrastinating worse than ever. I'm just wishing my boyfriend were in town.

'Course knowing Jeff, he just get all stern and threaten to spank me if I don't get to work.


Big incentive to apply ass to chair and fingers to keyboard, so maybe it's just as well.

I'm going to have to say if I read one more damn New Age book about Tantra, I am going to vomit. It ain't that I don't think sex is "teh kewl", I do. But these new age jokers have all the reasearch skills of a monkey on acid, I swear! Half the stuff is pure fantasy, and the other half?

Gawd, they haven't the fainest idea of the various cultures and customs of the Indian Subcontinent. They get the word "namaste" and it goes to their fuzzy little heads.

And don't get me started on Persian poetry, either.

So called "sacred sexuality" really was often thinly-veiled sex slavery. I wish they'd just read some John Norman and get over it.

Ummm.... Gor.....

Okay, I gotta stop that.

Anyone dare to to try to slip a kinky modern reference past my committe?


Saturday, April 28, 2007

Getting through the night

Sweat, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought, and do you do the type of things that only Prince would sing about...

I know, one-track mind...

I had so much fun last night, I think I actually will meet my quota this morning on my thesis. If I do, I'm going to permit myself to sign on to Niteflirt. Teh sexah! Seriously. You can stop laughing at me now. I mean it, or I'm going to... I'll...

I'll give you a stern look and shake my finger at you!

Or maybe I'll bend you over my desk, you wretched naughty thing.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Bored, bored, bored

Ya know, the problem with meeting a writing quota is that when you do it, you've got nothing to occupy your mind for the rest of the evening.

Did I schedule a date?

I did not.

Is there anyone local suitable for a booty call?

There is not.

Again I weep.

That buzzing sound you hear is a vibrator. Now if only my ex roommate hadn't taken all the good pornos. Depressing, I tell you, depressing!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Alll Gods Are Bastards!

Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.
-- Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

I'm arguing with my committee right now about the title of my thesis. I want to call it All Gods are Bastards: The war between religion and spirituality in America.

You see, when you study it, you'll notice that like bastard children, the Gods themselves (in the various myths) tend to move outside of Law and Society. The rules don't apply to them so much, and I see an increasing tendency on the part of those in the US with religion to fall either on the side of Religion (Law) or Spirituality (Outside Law).

'Course they're hung up on the word "bastard". I don't get it. Do a search on thesis titles and you get some of the most amazing stuff.

I weep.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Smutty Story

Well, I did write that smutty story, after all.

Nice femme domme piece from the POV of a male sub. It got me all hot and bothered writing it , which is, I suppose the point!

Sunday, April 22, 2007


I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
-- Oscar Wilde

That was my writing day, yesterday.

Screw it, I'm spending today writing a smutty story, so nya, nya, nya.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Can't Academia be Sexy?

Dragged my behind up far, far too early on a weekend morning, and am blogging rather than working on my thesis. Shame on me. Bad Grad Student, no Ramen.

I really wish I could get away with writing something licentious. Not that I'd really want to get my committee all hot and bothered, but writing erotica is so much more fun! Anyone who has piled it higher and deep have any ideas on how to slip something sexy by without having to do a million re-writes?

Friday, April 20, 2007

Hello World

Hello, my name is Alexis Taliaferro and I am a student of comparative religion and culture.

Updates as they happen :)